I am in a group that is trying to exercise more and eat better. However, when your kids were home all day monday and tuesday morning you wake up determined that your oldest child is going to school because you can’t handle a day with all three that isn’t saturday or sunday and while making breakfast you notice one of his eyes is pink and you go to your car to run to the grocery store before going to the eye doctor and your battery is dead because your kid left a door open and after you get jumped and go to the store and come out and the battery is dead again and you are going to be late for the eye doctor, you are going to open the conversation hearts and eat all of them. Then you are going to wash them down with caffeinated diet pepsi. and you do this because you don’t have a valium.
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