I get the Nordstrom catalogue in the mail. It makes me feel sexy and provocative as I open the perfume samples and rub the magazine on my wrists, like all supermodels do.
I believe if I owned this, I would be a better person:
I am in a March Movie Madness contest. I nominated Lord of the Rings: Return of the King. You need to go to
and vote for it because everyone one else gave real reasons why their movie should win and my reasons are:
1. It has one of the greatest battle scenes ever to exist between man and beast and orc and troll and dwarf and hobbit and…
2. There was Aragorn and Legolas before Jacob and Edward were ever born. (And they are real.)
3. When my children have been sent to their room and they keep trying to sneak by me, I like to slam a sword and staff down while yelling: “You shall not pass!” (Which is from the first and second film, so that might not help my case much, but I find much pleasure in it.)
I’m not sure I can compete with other people’s explanations of cinematography and lighting. So help me Obi-Wan-Kenobe, you’re my only hope. (AND my competition is Empire Strikes Back so I think I may lose, lose, lose; especially if I keep quoting the trilogy)