Step 1: Wear a killer black shirt and dark skirt. Buy nylons with ribbons running up the back. Wear amazingly gag me with a spoon black heels. String your grandmother’s strands of faux pearls and diamonds around your neck. Wear smokey eyes.
Step 2:Show up to a casual dress high school reunion
Step 3: Get the shorts out of your trunk and hurry and put them on.
Step 4: Write your maiden name on a nametag: MARIANNE Hansen
Step 5: Spend the evening talking to people who you have kind of reconnected with on Facebook.
Step 6: Kind of talk to a few people who you haven’t reconnected with on Facebook. Have them look at you, look at your nametag, look at you and look confused.
Step 7: Question why so many people would look at you and your nametag puzzled.
Step 8: Leave with a friend and go get ice cream.
Step 9: Have your friend, an hour after the four hour reunion is over remind you that in high school, you went by ANNE.
Step 10: Go to bed.