Crisis from my 20’s

I’m still planning my crisis.  What I’m thinking is to do things I did when I was in my 20’s to help me be grateful I am no longer in my 20’s.

I have ruled a few things out, however.

  1. Bathing in a lake at Glacier National Park.  (Skylee and I learned that Global Warming may be melting the glacier, but it is not actually WARMING the water.)
  2. Meeting a bartender named Lash and giving him my number.  (I have nothing to add.)
  3. Living across the street from a topless bar.
  4. Getting three degrees and staying unemployable.
  5. Shotgunning Sprite.  (I don’t drink beer.  Seemed like a good substitute after having just watched The Sure Thing.)

I’m gonna stop here.  I may talk myself out of having a crisis.

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One response to “Crisis from my 20’s

  1. My list would add: cooking myself in the sun slathered in baby & crisco oil like a slab of meat.

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