Well, I’m back from a short Spring Break with my parents. I drive 8 hours one way with three children. I do this so they can get to know their grandparents. I may rethink this.
Last night, after arriving back in Montana, we gather around the sofa telling tales of our vacation. My 6 year old says: Dad, do you know what a widow is?
6: A lady who gets married three times, kills her husbands and goes to jail.
Me and Dad: What???
6: Grandma told Seth about them.
Me: You mean Black Widows?
Seth – 4 year old- eyes get big: Yeah She told me about Black Widow ladies who kill people. (pause) And I just wanted to know about a spider.
Pretty sure he won’t be dating until he’s 21 now.