I sent two kids to their rooms for fighting all through dinner. My 10 year old had to go the bathroom. But I had told him he had to stay in his room. And he wanted to be obedient.
So instead of using the bathroom, he took the screen out of his window, peed on the lawn and ran around the outside of the house.
Because this would be staying in his room and using the bathroom would not be.
I really, really, really need a sheet cake.