I need a new persona. Someone who can write my posts when I’m in a bad mood and really just want to complain but don’t want anyone to know it’s me. Even though I’m the only one who posts here. (We all know I’m great at pretending.)
But I can’t think of a name. Or at least a good one.
I’ve come up with:
or just The Miser.
I would like her to come by when I write certain posts. Like the vain ones. Or the ones where I complain the whole time. Or the ones that may make others question my sanity.
Huh. She might be visiting a lot.