Instead of showing you how to make toast today, I thought it would be more educational to show you what NOT to do while making toast.
(Even though it’s summer vacation, it’s important to continually learn.)
1.Placing the butter on the toaster will not mean your toast will be buttered when it pops up. It only means you have too many things on your counter and you should get rid of the stuff you don’t actually use. (And for Pete’s sake, stop buying spatulas.)
My final advice is to buy the same toaster as your mother. This is so your daughter won’t continually ask why Grandma’s toast is better than yours. For her 10th birthday, she may even ask your mother for her toaster.
Just buy a Sunbeam toaster. (Or don’t. What if it isn’t the toaster? What if I buy the Sunbeam toaster and it turns out to be me? Insert shudder.)
I hope this has helped.
(Teachers may use this educational post free of charge.)
(Sunbeam – if you read this, I’d be willing to write product reviews if you send some toasters to me.)