I’m spending the day at a Cub Scout Day Camp. I’m in charge of 11 8-10 yr old boys.
I went to the information meeting. They will occasionally have free time or a class will end early and I’m supposed to entertain them.
(insert a swear word)
In the bags we are carrying everywhere we go, there will be a deck of playing cards we can use for entertainment.
(insert a different swear word)
So being who I am, I’m googling “How to Play Poker” and “How to Teach Cub Scouts Poker.”
They can bring money for the trade post.
I’m hoping I have all of their money by the end of the day.
Because I volunteered for this.
And I should really be paid.
(insert a picture of me with a new pair of shoes.)
I am not actually going to teach 8-10 year old kids poker. This is all a joke. (I feel I need to post this disclaimer due to the fact people who take everything seriously are usually the most vocal ones on the internet.)